If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
someone give me something funny to reply to this with
and he hasn’t messaged me back since
I still do this
Anonymous said: oh boohoo please stop whining
2 words, man; My. Blog.