so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
the newest member of the avengers initiative: Dick Fury
things that dont make you a rude guest:
- asking for a drink
- asking where the toilet is
- looking around the house
things that do make you a rude guest:
- pissing in the fireplace
who the fuck
supernatural soundtrack titles
i am done
oh my god no
Don’t forget other ever popular scores like “Luci’fer You Got Some ‘Splainin To Do”, “Tears In Their Beers” and “The Meatsuit Mambo”.
"Salmon Dean in the Heartland"